The First Ten Lies They Tell You in High School

1.) The MacBooks are to be used for educational purposes ONLY! 2.) We do not tolerate bullying. 3.) All of the teachers are here to help you. 4.) We have a strict dress code. 5.) You will enjoy projects in this class 6.) Our football team will be better this year. 7.) We provide a "Gourmet" lunch. 8.) We are drug-free. 9.) The backpack are not heavy. 10.) This is the best school in the county.